Soundbite Gallery - October 2nd, 2002

• "The bay area is famous for ballot boxes that have fins and motors." - Savage is nothing if not quotable -- WAV version --
• "Clip-haired elections chief..." - "clip-haired" is one of his trademark misogynist gibes. -- WAV version --
• "Hey hey ha ha bla bla ho ho..." - Savage disses protesters -- WAV version --
• "I'm in a good mood, pinch me..." - Savage knows how to grab your attention after returning from a break. -- WAV version --
• Lautenberg (and several variants thereof) - another Savage trademark, he definitely knows how to make good radio. -- WAV version --
• Pull Simon and put Savage in... - Savage's ego strikes again, he thinks he can get more votes than Simon (the Republican candidate for Governor in California)... -- WAV version --
• "An increase in syphilis, an increase in corrupt Democrats, is there a connection?" - another example of Savage returning from a break and grabbing your attention right off the bat -- WAV version --
• "San Fran Freako" - Savage doesn't think much of "The City" or the people who live in it. -- WAV version --
• Red Diaper Doper Baby Court - another trademark Savage witticism. -- WAV version --
• "The stench from the bench..." - Savage in top form, although the ending couplet is a little weak. -- WAV version --
• Socialist meatballs? - Savage's "meatball theory of American politics"; my wife, who is Swedish, is highly offended. -- WAV version --
• Savage imitating a liberal complaining about racism - of course, we all know who the real whiners are. -- WAV version --
• "burnt out liberal hack women" ... [describing single career women in their forties and fifties] ... "human wreckage in high heels" - this is longer than normal excerpt, containing a complete exchange between Savage and one of his callers, because I wanted to let you see how his misogyny manifests itself, and the type of attitudes it validates and fosters in his listeners. -- WAV version -- (warning: 1.1 megabyte, may take a while)
• Savage going off about Larry King Live - doesn't sound like any Larry King guest list that I've ever heard of, Savage's nickname for Larry King is "Larry Seltzer" (this is even more bizarre, when you notice that one of his advertisers, Ester-C, uses Larry King as a spokesperson). -- WAV version --
• Savage bashes New Yorkers for electing Schumer, questions their intelligence -- WAV version --
• "Demon-Cat machine" - a classic Savage witticism -- WAV version --
• "... not a nation of laws, but of outlaws." - a sterling quality Savage soundbite -- WAV version --

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